In The Donald’s world there is no room for rainy days

The world’s leaders gathered in Paris to give their respects for the ceremony marking the 100th anniversary of the end of the WWI, the senseless massacre that was done to:

1-Destroy the Prussian Empire( the Germans)

2-Destroy the Ottoman Empire and this way to make room for the squatter apartheid state in the ME

3-Create conditions for the color revolution, the Bolshevik one, that destroyed the Russian Empire.

The Bolsheviks were not Russians, and they were financed by the chosen American, British and German big banks( see the equivalent of 2 Billion $ given by Jacob Schiff of Kuhn and Loeb Bank from New York to Trotsky, aka Lev Davidovich Bronshtein by his real name).

40 million had to die to create all these. And these only in the war, not counting the 60 million Russians murdered by the Bolsheviks.

Not bad, as the chosen banksters, who financed the war, would say.

The leaders of the world were all there, la crème de la crème.

The Donald was present too.
He represents the Empire, and the Empire is the top specialist in wars; if we were to mention only the wars done by US since the 9/11 false flag.

He shook hand with Mr. Putin.

It is rumored that Mr. Putin asked what other sanctions could Russia expect?

Recently, when the top warmonger Bolton visited Russia, to discuss the unilateral withdrawal of the US from INF treaty, Mr. Putin received him while looking at the Great Seal of the US , showing the eagle with 13 arrows in his left talon and a an olive branch with 13 olive leaves in its right talon, together symbolizing that the United States has “a strong desire for peace, but will always be ready for war.” ( try not to laugh).
Mr. Putin asked : where are the olives? Did the eagle eat them?

The ceremonies in Paris went well, but then there was a little glitch in the Donald’s display of his respect for the victims of WW I .

The Donald missed the Armistice ceremony at the US cemetery because “of poor weather”.
It was a rainy, windy day.

What happened to make the great man, who loves so much his ” beautiful , strong army, the best, biggest, number one” to not be present at a ceremony made to show respect for the American soldiers that lost their lives fighting in WWI? (More than 1,800 Americans died there).

The White House said that heavy rain prevented him from arriving via helicopter to the site around an hour’s drive away from the French capital, where he was meeting with cher Emmanuel Macron.

The cemetery is at the site of a 1918 battle in which the Americans and French repelled German forces,where nearly 2,300 US soldiers are buried.

Very sad day for America.

I have some possible explanations for this:

1. The Donald does not have an umbrella.

An American one.
America does not produce anything anymore( except huuuge amounts of bullshit).

It would have been awkward to see him, in front of the whole world, with a made in China umbrella.
Imagine the headlines: the US president fights the elements under a Chinese umbrella.

2. He is so out of shape that he can barely walk.

Soon they’ll have to use a Presidential wheelchair to carry him.
But US does not know to make wheels anymore.

3.He ate all the content of the nearby Pâtisseries and could not move at all after that.

We all know he has a sweet tooth and the French are known for their extraordinary desserts :
Café liégeois
Crème brûlée
Crème caramel
Crêpe Suzette
Opera cake(chocolate)
So many delicious choices and we know he likes double servings.

4. His bone spurs have been reactivated and he could not walk.

His bone spurs are programmed to come to life when he is involved in anything looking like a military action .
And this since he dodged the draft.

5. He has no manners.

An  American tradition involving US presidents.

He did not waste the opportunity to insult cher Macron and the French people while being their guest.

“Emmanuel Macron suggests building its own army to protect Europe against the U.S., China and Russia. But it was Germany in World Wars One & Two – How did that work out for France? They were starting to learn German in Paris before the U.S. came along. Pay for NATO or not!”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 13, 2018

The Donald, France and Europe are trying to get out of NATO( which was created to keep US in Europe, USSR out and Germany down).

Paying for American crappy weapons to make your beautiful MIIC even more bloated is not going to help Europe.

“The problem is that Emmanuel suffers from a very low Approval Rating in France, 26%, and an unemployment rate of almost 10%. He was just trying to get onto another subject. By the way, there is no country more Nationalist than France, very proud people-and rightfully so!……..”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 13, 2018

Says the leader of a country which has 20-24% real unemployment.

As for his real approval rating, who knows ? Not even Trumptards  do.

6. It was too windy and rainy for his hair.

Imagine how his magnificent leonine mane would have looked like.
He could not jeopardize this.
His awesome hair ravaged by wind, and especially a French wind.
Next time, maybe he can wear a presidential hairnet ?
The French army trolled the great man:
“Il y a de la pluie, mais c’est pas grave On reste motivé,” their tweet reads.(“There’s rain, but it’s not serious. We’re staying motivated.”)
The picture depicts a soldier in boot camp crawling through the muddy waters.

What a crime of lèse majesté !.
The French army to make fun of the American president.

When we all know all those jokes circulated by the C!A about the French cowardliness.
Only the Americans are allowed to make fun of the French.

Those jokes started circulating after the French, through their leader, general De Gaulle , made US default by asking to be paid in Gold for their products, not in American paper money , aka the dollar.
This put an end to Bretton Woods and gave birth to the petro-f*cking-dollar.

And De Gaulle withdrew France from NATO in 1966.
For 43 years France was independent ’til the chosen Hungarian Sarkosy playing the role of French president, rectified this big FU to the US from the French.

Those were disasters for the American Zionist Empire.
But the Empire took care of France: it got rid of De Gaulle through a color revolution and started circulating the bad jokes , that so many ignorant Americans repeat.

Now France is back in NATO, is still a vassal of the Empire and has a president with an Oedipus complex  .

Now  all the world is making fun of the great American president who could not master a windy, rainy day, but wants to fight the Russians, the Chinese, the Syrians, the Iranians, the Europeans….

Anybody but the wind.

It’s raining my soul, it’s raining, but it’s raining dead eyes.
Guillaume Apollinaire( a French poet).

“It’s raining men”, but obviously not an American macho president man:


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