The Donald’s statement regarding Khashoggi’s death

America First!

The world is a very dangerous place!

The country of Iran, as an example, is responsible for a bloody proxy war against Saudi Arabia in Yemen, trying to destabilize Iraq’s fragile attempt at democracy, supporting the terror group Hezbollah in Lebanon, propping up dictator Bashar Assad in Syria (who has killed millions of his own citizens), and much more. Likewise, the Iranians have killed many Americans and other innocent people throughout the Middle East. Iran states openly, and with great force, “Death to America!” and “Death to Israel!” Iran is considered “the world’s leading sponsor of terror.”

On the other hand, Saudi Arabia would gladly withdraw from Yemen if the Iranians would agree to leave. They would immediately provide desperately needed humanitarian assistance. Additionally, Saudi Arabia has agreed to spend billions of dollars in leading the fight against Radical Islamic Terrorism.

After my heavily negotiated trip to Saudi Arabia last year, the Kingdom agreed to spend and invest $450 billion in the United States. This is a record amount of money. It will create hundreds of thousands of jobs, tremendous economic development, and much additional wealth for the United States. Of the $450 billion, $110 billion will be spent on the purchase of military equipment from Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and many other great U.S. defense contractors. If we foolishly cancel these contracts, Russia and China would be the enormous beneficiaries – and very happy to acquire all of this newfound business. It would be a wonderful gift to them directly from the United States!

The crime against Jamal Khashoggi was a terrible one, and one that our country does not condone. Indeed, we have taken strong action against those already known to have participated in the murder. After great independent research, we now know many details of this horrible crime. We have already sanctioned 17 Saudis known to have been involved in the murder of Mr. Khashoggi, and the disposal of his body.

Representatives of Saudi Arabia say that Jamal Khashoggi was an “enemy of the state” and a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, but my decision is in no way based on that – this is an unacceptable and horrible crime. King Salman and Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman vigorously deny any knowledge of the planning or execution of the murder of Mr. Khashoggi. Our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, but it could very well be that the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event – maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!

That being said, we may never know all of the facts surrounding the murder of Mr. Jamal Khashoggi. In any case, our relationship is with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. They have been a great ally in our very important fight against Iran. The United States intends to remain a steadfast partner of Saudi Arabia to ensure the interests of our country, Israel and all other partners in the region. It is our paramount goal to fully eliminate the threat of terrorism throughout the world!

I understand there are members of Congress who, for political or other reasons, would like to go in a different direction – and they are free to do so. I will consider whatever ideas are presented to me, but only if they are consistent with the absolute security and safety of America. After the United States, Saudi Arabia is the largest oil producing nation in the world. They have worked closely with us and have been very responsive to my requests to keeping oil prices at reasonable levels – so important for the world. As President of the United States I intend to ensure that, in a very dangerous world, America is pursuing its national interests and vigorously contesting countries that wish to do us harm. Very simply it is called America First!

Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-president-donald-j-trump-standing-saudi-arabia/

 

Let’s translate this bit by bit:

“America first!”

I always start with this, I won the elections with this( because I’m a genius) and tricked you with this, so I repeat it  every time: America first!
But what I mean by this is ” The American Zionist Empire first! “, which is to say ” The New World Order first!”
Suckers!

“The world is a very dangerous place!”

I know that for sure, because US , together with its great allies, UK, Israel and KSA, made it so!

We, the US, really worked hard to make the world a dangerous place and we continue to do so under my genial command.

I want to get a Nobel peace prize and the only way to do it, is to surpass Obama’s 7 wars( he surpassed Bush’s wars, so why shouldn’t I continue the tradition of the American presidents?)

The world was dangerous then, but look at it now.
I am pushing toward war with Russia, China and Iran, at the same time.
I am ambitious, I want to make Obama look small.
And I have better hair than him.

“The country of Iran, as an example, is responsible for a bloody proxy war against Saudi Arabia in Yemen,trying to destabilize Iraq’s fragile attempt at democracy, supporting the terror group Hezbollah in Lebanon, propping up dictator Bashar Assad in Syria (who has killed millions of his own citizens), and much more.”

And now, let’s get to the point: I have to mention Iran 666 times , as per Bibi’s directions, and I may not be able to talk for so long.
After all, my vocabulary is only a twitter version of the English language, called the American presidential language.

Iran is in Yemen (also we, the US, can not prove it), to do a proxy war on KSA, which is in Yemen in plain view,( but US is trying to hide this) .
It seems that the Saudis went there to look for Iran, also Iran wasn’t there in the beginning.

It’s like “who’s on first?”
Iran may have come to Yemen after KSA went there, to clean up after them.
But US can not prove Iran is there anyway.

My great UN envoy, Nikki Punjab Haley tried to show some metal scraps pretending they belonged to an Iranian missile used by the Houthis to hit Riyadh, but the UN does not buy scrap metal anymore.

The Saudis are great humanitarians.
Even when they bomb school buses, killing hundreds of children, they do that by mistake, because they don’t know how to drop a bomb.

Those are US bombs and are very, very smart, KSA needs to buy more of them and practice dropping them on Yemen to learn how to use them.

KSA triggered hunger and cholera in Yemen through its US approved blockade .
But this is a small price ( for US to pay) for stopping Iran from helping Yemen.

Iran is trying to destabilize Iraq’s fragile democracy.

We, the US have been trying since 2003 to stabilize Iraq: we used all types of methods for this, from depleted uranium, to white phosphorus, to multiple war crimes

( see only Fallujah, you can ask my Defense Minister, Mattis, he was there) to the creation of ISIS and the attempt to bring them the democracy of a great caliphate.

But Iran got in the way.

If it wasn’t for Iran, Baghdad would belong to the ISIS caliphate now.
Maybe ISIS would have called the caliphate Trump caliphate, to be on good terms with us and US.

Iran is supporting Hezbollah, that my administration put on the list of terror groups.
We took MEK out of the list and put Hezbollah there instead.

Hezbollah is very bad, very bad indeed.
If it wasn’t for them, Lebanon would be part of Eretz Israel now.
Bibi complained to me about this multiple times.

Israel, the only democracy in the ME, needs to expand and bring democracy to the neighbors.

Look at what great democracy Israel has: their PM, Netanyahu is now the Minister of Foreign Affairs,the Minister of Health and the Defense Minister.
All in one great man.
Without mentioning he’s actually running the US.
What a great friend and leader!

But he told me I have to do something about Iran.

So, even if this statement is supposed to be about KSA and Khashoggi’s killing, I have to mention Iran.

If they give me more time, maybe I could find a link between Iran and Khashoggi’s death.
Like the US judge who found one between 9/11 and Iran.
That was a beauty!

Iran ( with the other US foe, Russia) destroyed our plans for Syria: it should have been part of Eretz Israel by now.

Bibi told me that since Euphrates River is in Syria,there is no other way.
US did create ISIS for this very purpose: they were supposed to get rid of Assad( the animal) and then ,deliver it to the only democracy there.

And Iran spoiled our plans.

Together with the animal Assad and Russia : they killed tens of thousands of our beautiful moderate terrorists.
And captured the weapons sent by us to them worth Billions.
Now the animal Assad has more weapons than before the war started.

Assad killed millions of his own citizens and for unclear reasons he is more popular than me.

He was elected with more than 80% in the last election, I can not tolerate somebody being more popular than me.
And he doesn’t even tweet.
And his hair is not so awesome as mine.

“Likewise, the Iranians have killed many Americans and other innocent people throughout the Middle East. Iran states openly, and with great force, “Death to America!” and “Death to Israel!””

I do not have names and examples to give you here : the only Americans killed by Iranians were those done by MEK, but Rudy Giuliani ( who’s my lawyer now) told me I can not mention this, because MEK is now our ally.

Iranians state Death to America and Israel!

How dare them, after all we’ve done for them:
-the color revolution and after the C!A disposed  of Mossadeh in 1953
-they put  the Shah in his place and his Savak terror organization( run by C!A, resulting in thousands of Iranians killed and tortured)
-the stealing of their resources by US/UK oil companies
-the financing of Iraq and Saddam( yes, that Saddam, he was first our man) during the 8 year war against Iran; chemical weapons provided by US to Iraq were used against Iran, resulting in 1.5 million dead; but those were US chemical weapons, so we could not find them later; MEK worked with Saddam and US then
-the non stop sanctions trying to suffocate Iran
-the killing of their scientists( we had big help here from Bibi and comp)
-the Stuxnet computer virus( looks like this hit Japan and their Fukushima, but they do not complain, they are good vassals)
-the withdrawal from the nuclear deal( this was one condition for me to be selected as US president; this and the moving of our embassy to Jerusalem( Iran has the nerve to call Jerusalem Al Quds)
-the sanctions upon sanctions because they complied with the nuclear deal and we didn’t
And these are only what I remember first hand.
Ungrateful people.

“Iran is considered “the world’s leading sponsor of terror.””

Am I funny or not?
MAGA!

The number 1 sponsor of terrorism=US, with the number 2= YHWH-istan and 3= KSA, blaming Iran, which is fighting our terrorists in Syria, Iraq and Yemen.
Number 4=UK (or is it number 3? ) did not say a word about this.

I have to visit the Queen again.

“On the other hand, Saudi Arabia would gladly withdraw from Yemen if the Iranians would agree to leave.”

I know I’m a genius , but here I have problems believing my own BS.
What I want to say is that Iran got into Yemen for unclear reasons( since I can not give you any) and the Saudis were forced to go there to stop Iran.

Now that KSA is losing the war and would gladly leave, they can not because of Iran.
See how simple it is?

“They would immediately provide desperately needed humanitarian assistance.”

Like they do now, which resulted in hunger and cholera.
And this done without pretending to help.
Imagine how Yemen would look like if the Saudis would provide humanitarian assistance.

“Additionally, Saudi Arabia has agreed to spend billions of dollars in leading the fight against Radical Islamic Terrorism.”

Well, this should be easy for them, they have great experience with sponsoring terrorism, the Wahhabi branch.
ISIS is their child.

I can not make a distinction between Sunni and Wahhabism- my owners would not allow this( they also do not like to distinguish between zionism and judaism).

But I am not allowed to mention Wahhabism, only the Muslim Brotherhood, sponsored by Turkey and Qatar, which are now on the other side , they have allied with Iran and Russia.

“After my heavily negotiated trip to Saudi Arabia last year, the Kingdom agreed to spend and invest $450 billion in the United States. This is a record amount of money. It will create hundreds of thousands of jobs, tremendous economic development, and much additional wealth for the United States. Of the $450 billion, $110 billion will be spent on the purchase of military equipment from Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and many other great U.S. defense contractors.”

I actually lie even here, it is not 450 billion, only a few billions.
But we hope to blackmail KSA and get there.

This statement is part of the blackmail: we’ll support MBS and KSA in this troubling times and they’ll pay.

My generals and MIC are needy.
Pentagon is missing 21 trillions $.

A few hundred billions is a drop in the swamp.

“If we foolishly cancel these contracts, Russia and China would be the enormous beneficiaries – and very happy to acquire all of this newfound business. It would be a wonderful gift to them directly from the United States!”

I already have problems with KSA cause they want to buy the Russian S-400.

When I was in Riiadh on my first trip as US president, I told king Salman :

I am not going to dance the Wahhabi sword dance and fondle the Wahhabi orb so you could buy S-400.
I mean, I fondled better looking orbs in my life, and they were warmer.

“The crime against Jamal Khashoggi was a terrible one, and one that our country does not condone. Indeed, we have taken strong action against those already known to have participated in the murder. After great independent research, we now know many details of this horrible crime. We have already sanctioned 17 Saudis known to have been involved in the murder of Mr. Khashoggi, and the disposal of his body.”

It was easy to sanction them: most are already dead.

I blame Erdogan for revealing Khashoggi’s death, but he wants to take KSA’s place as the leader of the Muslim world.
And he wants Gulen, the C!A trained terrorists.
And no Kurdistan in Syria.

He needs a few more Khashoggi for all these.

“Representatives of Saudi Arabia say that Jamal Khashoggi was an “enemy of the state” and a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, but my decision is in no way based on that – this is an unacceptable and horrible crime. King Salman and Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman vigorously deny any knowledge of the planning or execution of the murder of Mr. Khashoggi. Our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, but it could very well be that the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event – maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!”

Khashoggi was a bad dude.
He was friend with Osama Bin Laden and helped fight the Russians in Afghanistan

( but that was good for the American Empire), but I can not say this because US sponsored, armed, trained him and the mujahideen.

Muslim Brotherhood is bad now( when Obama was the president, they were good.)

Wahhabism is good and its representatives, ISIS terrorists, are good:

that’s why US only pretends to fight them and rescued them through heliborne operations.

If king Salman says he did not know, I believe him.

I believe my great friends , UK, Israel and KSA.
When they say they did not do it, I believe them, even with the proofs of the contrary in front of my eyes.

But when we launch a false flag and pin it on Syria(as US, UK, Israel, KSA did multiple times), or Russia( as UK, US did in Ukraine) , I immediately know who is to be blamed. Russia, Syria and of course, Iran.

“MBS maybe did it , he maybe did not do it.”

If I were more knowledgeable, I would call him the Schrodinger Mohhamad Bin Salman.

But i do not know Quantum Physics.
It’s not on twitter.

I told the king and the prince , they should have beheaded him , clean way, like they do with all their opponents.
MBS said he would have, but Khashoggi did not want to come to KSA, even when he was constantly followed using the spying technology given to KSA by the only democracy in the ME.
That would have been a clean, democratic way of getting rid of him and Erdogan could  not have milked the Saudi cow.

Because that milking is reserved only for us.

In order for me to find out that MBS did not do it, he’ll have to pay: like 450 Billions for a starter.

“That being said, we may never know all of the facts surrounding the murder of Mr. Jamal Khashoggi. In any case, our relationship is with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. They have been a great ally in our very important fight against Iran. The United States intends to remain a steadfast partner of Saudi Arabia to ensure the interests of our country, Israel and all other partners in the region. It is our paramount goal to fully eliminate the threat of terrorism throughout the world!”

That being said , I’m already tired, this is way too much, more  than my twitting habits and abilities.

I can guarantee you that the US will never say a true word about Khashoggi’s death

( and about anything else, for that matter).

In any case, MBS or not, we need KSA, they are the 4th head of the American Empire, the Wahhabi one.
This head is vital to the survival of the Empire: it provides the spice, the petro-f*cking-dollar and as a bonus, the ideology we use to produce our proxies, the terrorists we need to bring freedom and democracy all over the world.

Bibi gave me strict instructions: KSA and MBS are not to be touched.
They are vital for our fight against Iran and for maintaining the petro-f*cking-dollar.

“I understand there are members of Congress who, for political or other reasons, would like to go in a different direction – and they are free to do so. I will consider whatever ideas are presented to me, but only if they are consistent with the absolute security and safety of America.”

I’ll make a deal with them, we are , after all , on the same leash.
I’m great at making deals.

“After the United States, Saudi Arabia is the largest oil producing nation in the world. They have worked closely with us and have been very responsive to my requests to keeping oil prices at reasonable levels – so important for the world.”

And there, deplorables, is the important fact demonstrating that MAGA  means make the NWO great again:
If US is the biggest oil producer now, and the intent is to MAGA, why does the Donald need to cover up in this obvious way the crime done by MBS?( because in KSA nobody moves without orders from the prince).
Only one explanation:
-US is not the biggest oil producer and needs KSA for the survival of the petro-f*cking-dollar( the shale oil miracle is a mirage in fact, ready to collapse)

Why does US need KSA ?
I’ll tell you why: without KSA, the petro-f*cking -dollar is dead (and consequently the American Empire ) .
So, the Donald will do what ever it takes to protect KSA and MBS.
This way he does make the Empire great again.
Without KSA, the manipulation of the price of oil, used to hit Russia and Iran, would not be possible too.

“As President of the United States I intend to ensure that, in a very dangerous world, America is pursuing its national interests and vigorously contesting countries that wish to do us harm. Very simply it is called America First!”

The world has become dangerous, as it is trying to get rid of US and us.
We are challenged by Russia, China, Iran.
They are the competition, and we all know, America does not like competition.

I mean, we can not survive without the petro-f*cking-dollar.
Look at the poor condition US is in with the petro-f*cking-dollar ( that’s why I try to MAGA)!
Imagine how this would look like without the petro-f*cking-dollar!

Very simply it’s called The New World Order, the zionist one, first!

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